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Beauty Demotivational Poster

EVERYTHING - has a hidden beauty, if only for those who can see it.

DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

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Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.2/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Bingo! 5L


TAGS: pzy scenery mountains beauty trolling
Rating: 3.61/5

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alex4digiprod2 - November 18, 2011, 11:56 am
the1stCOMMI3 - November 8, 2011, 12:41 am
Oh, wait, now I get it. Those periods slipped by me. I thought I had to read the first & last words of every line
alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:09 pm
You is the first word first sentance lost is last of first, the is first of the next and game is the last of the last. = You lost the game...d***
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:23 pm
I don't get it. Please emphasize your explanation.


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


TAGS: beauty relationship
Rating: 4.95/5

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steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 8:54 pm
Well, at least you're not arrogant...
toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:13 pm
Most girls believe this, which is why they're so arrogant and stupid.
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:19 pm
Nice twist from the usual!
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:37 am
That's good.

BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.

TAGS: wolf beauty first skul leg
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:58 am
Was this wolf a student at Heidelberg?
Skulrath - October 20, 2011, 5:41 pm
Well thank you!
commander9249 - October 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
CloudchaserS - October 14, 2011, 6:24 am
Oh well, thanx anyway :-)
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:56 am
I have no idea, but I loved it too. I found it on Google while looking up "Wolf". Also, I know the caption and stuff probably isn't too good, but this is my first :D
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 12:39 am
I have got to know who did that art so I can go see more of their works!


TAGS: beauty is skin deep
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bones9 - October 31, 2010, 8:51 pm
Favourited, 5L'd. Impressive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:39 am
Rough time at the shaving mirror this morning Aggy?....Still Mexican eh? 5 chihuahua's
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:35 am
powerful, 5L

HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.

TAGS: watson woman beauty hair fashion
Rating: 4.36/5

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Boristhedriver - April 18, 2012, 5:07 am
Louboutines, very chic...
lgvernon - April 17, 2012, 8:08 pm

She really ought'ta rethink the shoes, though...I know, "What shoes?"
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:25 pm

so true. i love a lady with short hair. i love a lady with long hair. i just love ladies :)

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WOODS. - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


TAGS: beauty book movie special effects
Rating: 4.66/5

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mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice



TAGS: calm peace beauty wild
Rating: 4.18/5

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Sean - March 14, 2011, 11:42 am
Especially the Australian tree known as the -- waaaaiiit forrrrr it -- The Goolden Shower. It's true.
Cubbybear - March 13, 2011, 12:10 am
Actually Gold trees are pretty funny...5L


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


TAGS: patient hospital beauty
Rating: 4.83/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
Reality Lord - March 15, 2012, 6:13 pm

...wow (humble wow)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 5:38 pm

carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 4:49 pm
Crushing. . . in a word. . .
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:00 pm
Oh my... this is fabulous!

WISDOM - A beautiful woman delights the eyes A wise woman, the understanding A pure woman, the soul

TAGS: alexia sinclair house ageless beauty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bandit5906 - October 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
And an ugly woman reminds me of my ex.
IllicoPresto - November 6, 2011, 2:00 pm
And a s**tty woman delights the... too late, didn't it on the poster
Iconoclast - November 6, 2011, 10:16 am
I went to her website and you're right, she is a VERY talented ph**ographer, in addition to being attractive and enticing in her own right.
house - November 6, 2011, 1:50 am
No this isn't the mis*****. This is a good friend of mine. She's an award winning artist by the name of Alexia Sinclair (see tag). Pic is mis***** is used in poster 140985
mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:48 pm
even if isn't she, I think it's he's vision over her...;o)
Greeny - November 4, 2011, 9:02 pm
S'that her?


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.

VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.


TAGS: beauty
Rating: 4.7/5

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Epicknifehurts - November 27, 2013, 5:07 am
why I here



TAGS: earth beauty colour perception
Rating: 4.5/5

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Anonymous2 - February 23, 2011, 10:31 pm
I see Cthulu reaching for a dragon making a kissy face.
carlmojica - February 23, 2011, 8:01 pm
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 7:33 pm
Nice one Derek.
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 1:05 pm
Yay! You got the joke, Donk.
Donkasaurus - February 23, 2011, 10:24 am
Then you might be color blind 5150ML :)
Derek - February 23, 2011, 1:37 am
Thanks very much Donk
ICEMAN - February 23, 2011, 12:06 am
All I see is a Limey that can't spell color. Yeah I know, tomato, tomahto.
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 12:03 am
all I see is circles....lol
Donkasaurus - February 22, 2011, 11:57 pm
Derek, this is true f**king perfection...to me atleast. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

SOMETIMES... - there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in. - American Beauty (1999)


TAGS: sophia loren beauty liquid
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - February 5, 2012, 12:44 pm
Yeah, just right clicked…I’d kicked off on the ‘now lost’ since Jane is gone and Sophia is still around…Sophia pix….thought I’d seen ‘em all
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:20 pm
wonder how many will see there is a (pretty good actually) t5xt below the picture :)
djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 11:52 am
That would be Sophia Loren c1966. Get your vintage h**ties straight. (ie: google image) ;P LOL! 5L for the OMG + 5L for the poem = 4L ;) j/k
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:29 am
Izzat one of Hughes’ first squeezes, Jane Ru55ell?



TAGS: mirror girl beauty doubt
Rating: 4.7/5

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RonE - February 5, 2012, 4:34 am
Imagery and wording... very nice.
djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 3:57 am
Woah, that'5 creepy. But h**. So confused... ;s
Sho - February 5, 2012, 2:35 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - February 4, 2012, 9:43 pm

very nice sho
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:28 pm
this is P5casso ;)

BEAUTY PAGENT? - Yeah, I am doing some judging right now


BEAUTIFUL - Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my ex-wife.

WINNING - For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN - Now go make Mommy proud

TAGS: child beauty pageants
Rating: 3.94/5

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Krissie - April 29, 2010, 1:01 am
This is just sick. No wonder why kids are SO d***ed obsessed with their overall images of themselves and their peers. Parents should be HUNG for making their kids look like this!
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:36 pm
Is this for the mini-adult beauty contest? These children also look like they realize make-up is made of dead animals..
Wolfheart - March 15, 2010, 6:19 pm
It's Actually Very Sickening The Way Mothers Do This To Thier Child, Just Because They Failed In The Beauty Department, Dosn't Mean They Should Force It Upon Thier Children.

if you don't believe -

TAGS: blue pitbull dog soul beauty
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:18 pm
Nice poster, TR! Dogs really know how to use those puppy eyes! I have 2 adorable pitbulls across the street from me! I'm their 'auntie'! They definitely have souls and big hearts. LUUuuuuv this! 5 little lions going awwwwwwwww . . .
Silverheart - April 30, 2015, 10:08 am
My uncle has a beagle that has discovered the magic behind opening said box of unlimited food. Unfortunately, closing the door remains a mystery.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 5:57 am
Souls eagerly waiting for something to eat, something hidden in that magical cold box they cannot open for themselves...
motinet - April 30, 2015, 4:00 am

So far, 100% dog posters. I APPROVE!


TAGS: timeless beauty iman
Rating: 4.74/5

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Faceplant31 - May 3, 2011, 10:27 am


TAGS: beauty thanks to agdaniele and toc for this
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - May 3, 2010, 6:17 pm

hey - all you need is the area code for this beaty, I can tell you it really does have interstate access
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Dude! You said you would let me know when your house went on the market! Now I'll have competition! 5 inner beauties.



TAGS: beauty ugly skeletons compassion hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 2:51 pm
I was happy, I broke up with the girlfriend last night, and poof creativity out of nowhere... it's like magic.
Airman - September 1, 2011, 10:39 am
good to see you back Ham Man
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:24 am
Thanks, I haven't posted in so long...
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:34 am
i have to second that! very nice posters, hammy!!
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:18 am
5weet run of posters.



TAGS: life sleep aware beauty amazement
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - January 29, 2013, 4:33 pm
Another 5L'er from zontar. This one might fit nicely at Motitwist, too.


size does matter -

TAGS: beast too large for beauty
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 10:51 pm

My absolute favorite fairy tale. 5LLLLL



TAGS: beauty monster
Rating: 4.73/5

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rerun - September 16, 2012, 11:23 am



TAGS: beauty denial love hate options
Rating: 4.7/5

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Sparrowgirl - August 2, 2010, 9:24 pm
well put. 5L


TAGS: brunette beauty insecurity jealousy film
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 10:14 am

words to live and die by...especially when the divorce lawyers call


TAGS: beauty life trust
Rating: 4.33/5

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Venator - September 19, 2012, 5:11 pm
They are beautiful and fascinating! A nereid of some kind, a sea worm or rag worm, there are a lot of different species usually up to about 10 inches. The can bite you rather hard in the finger if you handle them but no one with venom to my knowledge...
gas - September 18, 2012, 12:06 pm
wow.. is that a kind of aquatic worm/fish parasite?
falloutghoul - September 18, 2012, 8:39 am
As long as it ain't venemous.


TAGS: beauty ugly
Rating: 3.8/5

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Silverheart - December 29, 2012, 2:07 pm
Hey now, I resemble that remark!

BEAUTY - it's all in the eyes

TAGS: eyes beauty
Rating: 3.77/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:16 am
But there was an airbrush. Ph**oshop's older brother.
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no ph**oshop
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no ph**oshop
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 10:32 pm
You're kidding with that... right?
guyfox - March 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
it's from PLAYBOY not ph**oshopped
djinnyf - March 25, 2011, 8:41 pm
Yeah... especially fake, makeup ph**oshopped eyes! Oh you guys.... xx
guyfox - August 24, 2010, 10:01 pm
in all serious.........I believe it lies in the eyes
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree, but we use eyes as a code word for ***bs.


TAGS: beauty ugly dog ribbon award awards
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:42 pm
Ho-ly crap! I'm giving this a 5 because you've actually managed to pixellate EVERYTHING!

BEAUTY - There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.

TAGS: beauty
Rating: 3.15/5

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Derek - March 14, 2010, 4:27 pm
Quite true, even if that strangeness be lack of strangeness.


TAGS: nature s beauty assignment
Rating: 4.67/5

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Derek - April 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
"If you had been..." or "Had you been..." (then I wouldn't be a Grammar NAZI) Otherwise 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 11:53 am
Most excellent cakeboy! 5 please accept my apologies

BEAUTY - It is like being born rich and getting poorer.

TAGS: beauty
Rating: 4.66/5

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SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 1:36 pm
good point
Derek - December 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
Oh I dunno. There's a good 20 or so years of getting better looking - or do you not agree?



TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


TAGS: relationship beauty beach breakup
Rating: 4.53/5

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pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:25 am
It's a beautiful mind. Ok. That is not what caught me at first but I accept your reality. 5L



SUBTLE BEAUTY - Shy, Awkward, But Stunning Nonetheless.

TAGS: indian saree subtlebeauty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:09 pm
It's a metamorphical process Cubby. They begin as stunning beauties, then marry and TRANSFORM into "Aunties" :P
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:07 pm
Sorry Achmed...I'm still staring at the dot.
Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 8:10 pm
You notice there is no middle for Indian women. Beauty Or Dogface....She's a beauty.


TAGS: waterfall beauty place
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - August 11, 2010, 6:58 pm
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:20 am
It's called a casting couch.


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


TAGS: makeup beauty
Rating: 3.75/5

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Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:36 pm
To mix cultures
Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:35 pm
Poor font choice. But I'm sorta confused... It looks like Geisha make-up, but I don't recognize the hat. It just doesn't look Japanese to me. And do Geishas usually really have a bindi? I've never seen a bindi on a geisha before. I guess this person likes

PICTURESQUE - Natural Beauty Overlapping Man Made Beauty Shattered By The Fact That, People Have Probably Drowned Here.

TAGS: beauty picturesque picture
Rating: 3.39/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:11 pm
I argue that they were dead already. 5L
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 3:11 pm
You say its shattered. I say it adds character!


JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT - Beauty at its best!!!!

Leo Tolstoy -

Beauty -

sublime -

TAGS: beauty dive ocean
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2014, 5:57 pm

warning -

absolutely, ma'am -

Eyes Of Laura Mars -



The Devil Wears Prada -

TAGS: fashion design beauty intelligence artist
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:14 pm
Those aren't the words I've used, but I've always felt that way regarding beauty.

NATURE - The remote places we find to escape from civilization.


TAGS: praying mantis beauty poe quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:09 am

Thanks, Bobb. Had to really manipulate text to make it readable through that background!~
BobbEdwards - August 7, 2013, 8:56 am
5pectacular. Discovery Channel on acid

IT TOOK TWO HOURS FOR THIS? - “Natural beauty takes as a minimum 2 hours in front of a mirror.” Pamela Anderson

TAGS: pamela anderson beauty
Rating: 4.86/5

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Oiler - January 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
No...she still has an hour and 58 minutes to go.

NOT IMPRESSED - No. The view from your beach house does not compare to this!



TAGS: map beauty goodness dark alley
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - October 19, 2012, 5:30 am
Thanks Gary
GaryO - October 18, 2012, 8:29 am
Dang it Greeny, I’m getting weary of typing in the word ‘profound’ every time you create….so I’ll just plug in sagacious here, yeah sagacious…this here stuff is sagacious…..5 smarty cats

Ugly Bird -

TAGS: beauty bird
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: beauty silicon makeup fake daniel tosh
Rating: 4.62/5

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BoneCD - July 25, 2010, 8:57 am
and sometimes just an appearance...5 poodles Aggy


TAGS: tree silhouette view beauty humor
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - November 6, 2013, 3:47 pm

LOL! Thanks, Priss! Truthfully, haven't you ever known some a**hat who buys a beautiful place and then immediately tears out what you find so appealing~~making you want to beat the stuffing out of him and then go eat chocolate. Not a piece, but all of it?
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 2:44 pm
You're so bad...that's what I love about ya!

coalesce -


color -

POPULARITY - comes and goes but true beauty is forever

TAGS: beauty
Rating: 4.47/5

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guyfox - May 16, 2010, 2:12 pm
her but the same applies for the bottle
TheGoat - May 16, 2010, 12:02 pm
Are you talking about her or her Coke bottle - that design of bottle is nearly 100 years old which can be said to be 'forever'
Donkasaurus - May 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
believe me when I say...drop dead GORGEOUS.
guyfox - May 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
1) only on motifake can a moderator say this 2) can't help it my humor is p***y (long story) 3) ewww (you should see my nuaghtyfakes......same user name as my motifakes)
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 7:21 pm
guyfox, your best of the day. 5L. see, you don't need to make "look at these big honkin' beauties" in your face kind of posters. but you still can...I keep them in a special folder after I reject them for when no ones home.

EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - IT IS NEITHER NATURAL nor is it easy nor does it come without sacrifice

Fashion Statement -


TAGS: maya angelou beauty strength
Rating: 4.27/5

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Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 12:43 am
"Let's get together and it will be alright!" 5 Ya mons!


TAGS: mallrat beauty intelligence cammo
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
No lips... curse of the irish.

MARISA TOMEI - Makes inside beauty just not beautiful enough.

TAGS: marisa tomei beauty
Rating: 4.1/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 8:49 pm
Dude, Marisa Tomei is so freakishly h** the water from her bathtub should be sold as energy drink and the opening scene of 'Before the devil' used as a undercover g** test in the military. Any poster with Marisa Tomei on it will get my 5L straight :)
dsilveira5 - February 4, 2012, 2:04 pm
LOL...That Seinfeld scene is a classic :)
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:37 pm
Awww...she's gorgeous on both counts (inner & outer). Just as George Costanza. ;)

FORGOTTEN - He was my everything, my lover, my friend, and i was to marry him until he ran off with my sister

BEAUTY - Is like a red, red rose.


TAGS: hate beauty nails delusional rerun
Rating: 3.94/5

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Ouisa - February 23, 2011, 3:48 am
Ummm....how does she wipe her a**???


DEATH - Always Waiting So enjoy life while it's there


TAGS: beauty attracts beasts and heartaches
Rating: 3.33/5

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SteveFurlong - June 26, 2012, 6:42 pm
That scans oddly. (The grammar and spelling nazis are getting lonely. Enter the Scansion Nazi!)


TAGS: teen beauty
Rating: 3.21/5

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guyfox - March 11, 2011, 9:53 pm
what ever happened to her
Koradan - March 11, 2011, 4:12 pm
All I can say is.... DAYUM!! Yes, the two-syllable d***!!


TAGS: beauty girl
Rating: 3.21/5

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FatManCool - October 1, 2009, 10:11 pm
That is Jade Raymond. I want to punch her, in the face.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:53 pm
Tis is awesome... I swear, I don't get the reader's sense of humor here nowadays.
Sean - September 24, 2009, 11:12 pm
Great. And to show that I am not s****** up, let me just add "finally."

S.M.I.L.I.N.G - Because sometimes its just easier